Roy Hodgson - Prostate to Masturbate T-Shirt Size:3XL always one sudden tug away

always one sudden tug away from its tragic end

It’s a playful nod to that phrase—one that might have some people squirming and others laughing their arses off

the Friday night party starters

it has been considered acceptable to behave as a player

causing uncomfortable laughter

Roy Hodgson - Prostate to Masturbate T-Shirt Size:3XL always one sudden tug awayThis shirt is for the football fan who knows that sometimes, Roy Hodgson doesnt need to say much to say a lot. Featuring the legendary manager in a moment of pure pouting contemplation, this shirt dives deep into the awkwardly relatable experience we all wish we could forget but know we cant. The caption, Weve all experienced the doctors hands on your shoulders during a prostate exam, is classic Roy: unexpected, slightly uncomfortable, and filled with